Saturday, March 25, 2006
















TENNIS RACKETEERING INFLUENCED BY THE KURUPT ORGANIZATION (DOGGPOUND) - (18 COUNTS on 3 TRACKS), CONSPIRACY WITH C-MURDER, CONSPIRACY TO COMMENT ABOUT EXTORTION, CONSPIRACY TO MURDER FOOLS ON THE VENICE BEACH BASKETBALL COURTS, NARCOTICS EXPERIMENTATION, CONSPIRACY TO LAUNDER MONEY ACCIDENTLY; EX-CONTORTIONIST.

Video footage of Top Ten Fugitive, Chadwick Cole, at the Paradise Cove and with well-known accomplice, Mrs. Britney Spears in 1999 in Malibu, California. Video provided by Malibu State Police, a member of the Cole Fugitive Task Force. (
http://www.hotget.com/videocode/Britney_Spears-Sometimes--8537.html)

Aliases:
Chad Cole, White Lightening, Lady Killer, The Quarterback, Abercrombie Guy, Jerry's Kid, Chady, The Director, Number Seven, Penguin, Stevie B, Playa, Whitey.









Description:
Date of Birth:
June 4, 1974 (Gemini)


Hair:
Blonde

Eyes:
Blue

Complexion:
Light (known to wear make-up)

Height:
6'2.5" to 6'4"

Weight:
200-210 (fluxuating from 255lbs)

Build:
Medium

Sex:
Unknown (possibly male)

Race:
White (possibly Mulatto)

Nationality:
American (a.k.a. All-American)

Place of Birth:
Napa, California

Occupation:
Unknown (or something called, "modeling")

Scars and Marks:
There is only one known for certain.

It is located at the top of his head where he was ran over by a boat trailer as a child.

Profile:
A graduate of St. Mary's high school in Stockton, California, where he received minimal grades, but showed early signs of cleverness as he manuvered his way into getting above average grades in his Spanish class with Mr. Stoker. Other petty crimes included; stealing clothes from his friends and driving around in other people's cars. Ironically, when he was a student at San Diego State, he majored in Criminal Justice. Chadwick Cole has been to many courts, including Sherwood by the Sarale House, where he was convicted of hacking, fouling, and bricking. Chadwick Cole can also be identified by his signature 'one-dribble-spin' in combination with his 'up-and-under' move. Some of his other hobbies include running himself rotten, all water and snow sports. In addition to this, Chadwick Cole has been known to be a frequent visitor at Disco Clubs (http://a.muglets.com/XTFY-A) Known to hang out with his wife more than his friends would like, and has foresake his Las Vegas days with his bros. In the summer of 1998, while working for a resort on the beach called La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club, he was first noticed and recruited by a man simply known as, "The Photographer", who wanted to involve him in a shoot. Although he claims he was "not interested at first", he quickly analyzed the potential alternatives, and became a member of "The Agency". Chadwick Cole travels throughout the world and is currently doing jobs for the world's top international agency, "Ford Models". He takes with him the teachings of his parents, whom have told him that "no matter how successful you are, you must stay grounded".

Jobs:
Some jobs that he has been involved in over the past few years include Abercrombie and Fitch "Innocents Abroad", which was a ploy to rectify his international perception as a Lady Killer. Also known to be involved with the "GodFather", John Madden, as he was seen appearing in a Big & Tall publication. A sketchy character, known to be shot by the Skechers organization. A well-known job codenamed, "Sometimes", which included the odd pairing of a dog and a teenage girl. Also known to have conspired with world-famous heads of industry, Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren. Chadwick Cole was also caught in a 60-second video clip conducting a job with the notorious "Ice-T", which was codnamed, "Silver Bullet Love Train" and was debuted in May of 2005. Chadwick Cole has also been known to carry razors, which was also videotaped through a job he did with Gillete in 2004. Claiming himself to be the "best job" he's ever had, was codenamed "Buckle" in Porta Ve Arta. Other international acclaim was found with the Japanese gang, known as Toyota, whom hired Chadwick Cole for a job codenamed, "VIOS", where he was teamed up once again with Mrs. Britney Spears (
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QSnQwnmn0dM&search=britney%20spears%20commercial%20).

Potential Locations:
Chadwick Cole has been the master-mind behind such gangs/groups such as; Rams, A&F, The Amer-Team, The Nut Smugglers, SAE, Aztecs, Polo, Tigers, and many others not mentioned. Chadwick Cole is an avid reader with an interest in advertising. He is known to frequent tennis courts with the recently released Italian get-a-way driver known as "Canevari". Chadwick Cole is currently on the heart medication Cannabis (50 mg) and maintains his physical fitness by walking on beaches and in parks with his female companion. Chadwick Cole and his female companion find interest in luxurious gatherings and may frequent these popular events for networking and shelter. Chadwick Cole has been known to alter his appearance through the use of disguises. He has traveled extensively throughout the United States, Europe, Canada, and Mexico.




















CAUTION
Chadwick Cole is being sought for his role in numerous attrocities committed from the early 1980s through 2006 in connection with his leadership of an organized crime group that allegedly controlled the minds of young teenage girls, gay men, and other activities in the greater Los Angeles, California, area. He has a below-average mellow temper, an unchanny ability to charm others, and is known to carry headshots of himself at all times. Considered armed and legged, with extremely good-manners.

If you have any information concerning this person, please contact your
LOCAL FBI OFFICE or nearest U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

REWARD
The FBI is offering a $0,000,000 reward for information leading directly to the arrest of Chadwick Cole.

*Chadwick Cole (a.k.a. My Close Childhood Friend) asked me to place something about him on my website. So, in an effort to accomplish this, while not fractoring my heterosexual image, I have complied with his wishes by posting the information you see above.


Cheers Chad!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yes, i have had the disadvantage of meeting this fellow. i only know of him from his "nut smuggler" days. he frequented the club "DZZNUTZ".